Almost there...

Analyzing requests...

Connecting the dots...

Summoning data spirits...

Loading dashboard...

Preparing insights...

Mapping the trends...

Aligning the stars...

Unlocking the insights...

Compiling results...

Fetching analytics...

Making notes...

Visualizing data...

Crunching numbers...

Preparing for launch...

Double checking everything...

Building your dashboard...

Running with scissors (carefully)...

Processing data...

Hang on tight...